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WELL DONE TO YOU BOTH top day ……fantastic the way you both kept the chickie babes out of the frames Sooooo great to see bad angels video….. (for the family approach ) on RC toys veryyyyyy nice landings from the G MAN …. to bad bad angel couldn’t get the video of predator landing on top of his aircraft as CFI I did send off a report to CFI headquarters in Bra zerville Iceland for this very poor airman ship from a junior CFI I will need to watch his skill level before I think of reducing his ranking (not that Im after his job ) first rule of aviation do not land on another aircraft GOOD RULE we did miss out entrainment officer today dear Ian and ofcourse the up and coming John brother of what’s his name Some might say …a better pilot than his brother but I cant say because Im a true friend of both sailors say…. tight sails ..pilots say chocks away ?
FELLOW FLYERS and that other CFI pretender Tuesday is graduation day for my most successful top gun graduate so far UNCLE G the presentation ceremony will be held at 12 on the flight line your attendance would be appreciated …..top gun CFI BARON Kermit la frog
BY THE GODS I LIKE THAT….. I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE IN FLIGHT FUEL PROBE AND THE EARLY WARNING RADAR DOME
WELL DONE PRED always a pleasure to watch….. as for the brave parachutists one was Kermit and his sole mate Miss Piggy she was the second to be dispatched and lastly Whyley the squirrel a first timer all survived the plummet of fun to do it again next week uncle g showed great promise on his fitness and general knowledge of aviation a fine first student to go through my world renown pilot student top gun academy he did pass the coarse with a result of 99 percent one of my best students a presentation of his gold wings and diploma will be posted on this site soon ….. Regards CFI Baron kermit la frog SCHOOL OF TOP GUN
WELL TODAY was the day for the new bee Geoff…. only because I decided to allow him to win …. its the Taswegian way ….always allow the new bee to win I faked the jib problem and the sail winch problem just to let ol Geoff have his day I even went so far as to take the duck hunter out of the water to let the others get a place that’s just the sort of fella I am HOWEVER next time if we have no other main landers turn up there will be no quarter given ……. unless someone wants to win an they buy me a cup of tea (earl grey) 2 sugar milk stirred not shaken thank you
WELL THANK YOU UNCLE G… for that vote of confidence …. well placed if I may say so yes dear boy I will have you hitting the deck before you know you did it as for trees I have one in mind with your name on it as the other trees have other flyers name’s attached to them …..you cant use them Have you thought about water landings we may practice that on the first lesson why ? because its there be the first to show how to do it with my new found knowledge we will have you climbing trees going for swims walking …..lots of .. and joining in the new game were’ ve started called “find the plane ” great for all ages I take great pleasure in being your new CFI and look forward to many robust flights CFI KERMIT LA FROG
UNCLE G Dear boy let me add some of my wisdom to this post as an experienced ace, flying various aircraft from rag an wire to the smart foam tundra I offer my expert advice I recommend the tundra wheels why ? for one ….they are round two …they do not allow moo poo to stick to your wings three…. they go over stationary aircraft with out damage to your aircraft four…. they are so big and fat and they take soooo long to leave the ground thus giving you time to figure out what the hell ya gunna do next great reasons to buy em Now as a newbe you might like some advice so I will impart some of it to you now Crashes … if for what ever reason you are faced with a forced landing try not to fly the thing to far into the crash if possible ……AIR… I have found if you try to stay in the middle of the air you will be fine but dear boy do not go near the edges …..the edges of the air can be recognised by the appearance of the ground . buildings , sea, trees and interstellar space…. so its much more difficult to fly there I hope these words of wisdom hasn’t put you off flying ….. we all ……before flight have a moment ……….well …..do you feel lucky today flyboy
Well today I had a smashing day sailing my aircraft for the first time ever with 3 wins with a figure eight multipliable times a reverse approach with a flat turn on the dogleg culminating with superb landings across the line to the applause of fellow flyers who recognized an ace in their mist…. now some non aces will dispute this but don’t listen to them I know better THE RESULTS of todays flying was…. Predator with 20 points (just because he was there ) John (predator junior) with 19 /1/2 POINTS fine show for this up and coming flyer Ian ..our (entertainment officer) brilliant flyer with a lot of promise as shown today with beautiful landings and approaches 16 points Bad Angel … another fine flyer but out of luck on this day with engine prop trouble caused by a piece of wood … it getting in the way but was consistent in his attempts to fly showing great perseverance 15 points Uncle G what an outstanding flyer this young fella is … what he can do with his Mavic is a sight to behold a true treat for fellow flyers to watch .. 10 points and the winner is……….me why ….because I wrote this
A bit of video to prove it actually happened !!
MR PREDATOR NEVER have I seen such Wilton destruction as I have seen on your video predator vs henty dunes how many native Sand Frogs were destroyed how many native lizards how many native grasses were forever removed by the over sized tyres on this “toy” my ancestors could have played on those dunes and eaten the lizards eaten the sand frogs cut the grass for fire but you sir did that for fun if i were an abbo I would point the bone at you….. an no not that one instead as a full time tree huger and a paid up member of the save the ” Henty Dune Sand Frogs” we will blockade any future attempts to enter our sacred dune sites and to ensure your denial to our dunes our members intend to remove the dunes to another place
Gentlemen and Pinky….. tis unfortunate that the green machine and I will not be there to beat the pants of you all but the ol thing …the dragon .. the one who must be obeyed … only lets me out to play on Tuesdays and Saturday morning Friday is the only free day Im allowed out…. restricted ofcouse to Eastland where Im installed on a bench seat and allowed to dribble as the young chickie babes walk. past….and to reflect on my wayfull past but to be honest I don’t mind it at all so I will continue sailing on Saturday with my allotted time…… kermit la frog
jammy cobber I personally am not interested in hard and fast rules that’s me talking other sailors would have there own thoughts on this subject please don’t stop coming to the pond to sail because of my thoughts on the rules you are one of the best sailors I have seen and would be saddened to see you leave our pond I appreciated your help on setting my boat up for the days sailing and in the future Im sure as all hell Im gunna need good advice again this forum is for all of us to express ourselves so others in there own way can digest dissect and respond …. you have done that.. so it works jammy i meant no disrespect as you have implied …. for that I apologise unreservedly kermit la frog
The reason the duck hunter wasn’t performing well today was intimidation yes …the quite little frogie was intimidated by two of the most respected yacht captains One a great white bait fisherman and the other one likes Pink ol pinki threatened to silence me if I sailed today an the great white bait catcher threatened to rip my widdle legs off That my fellow yacht ‘y mates is the pressure I was under today if you doubt me look at the calendar for today’s sailing BUT now that its out in the open I feel sure they wont try this dasterly approach again IT saddens me greatly to convey this to you all as they both know I’m the greatest bestest yachty at the pond and they fear me because of it but as a forgiving frogie I will allow them and others to win a few races every now an then ……. KERMIT LA FROG
KYLE that is the answer I required because I had received no reply’s I assumed no one knew so I hope a lot read this answer thanks a lot cobber
