[Kermit]

A BIT HARSH you say  if you knew how hard it is to maintain my place at the pond  harsh isn’t the word   The ol fella is as you say ” a gentleman ” but that’s not  an excuse to attempt to take my sacred place  i’v scooted others out  he’s gotta go to   as for sharing  knowledge  I to do that  just last Tuesday I shared some with pred    I told him to” buggar off ”   THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE    NOW to show  my gentler side  if you do decide to come to the  the land down under  we have a shack at dunalley  look it up on google earth  32 craigs hill road  your welcome to use it as long as your here  ( should save a bit from the purse I recon )   but there is a price     you have to shout an rave as I cross the line at the pond  not difficult I do it all the time

[Kermit]

TUGBOAT DEAR BOY yes I noticed the green tape (I think he is trying to get in my good books )   your’v been quite for a while cat got ya tongue after Tuesdays sail i’m not all that happy with the buggar  every one is going like mad to get my coveted position  he and mudflats  were very serious contenders  but I outfought predator for second  it was rough /dirty /conniving  just the way i like it   I THINK NOW he knows how serious I intend to keep my place I think he will give up an play with the  podium  crowd  HIS USUAL MOB   any way good to hear from you  please keep on stickin (HUMOUR )   it to pred as I know how much he enjoys it  HAVE A GOOD DAY COBBER     BUGGAR CAPS AGAIN    sowwery pred

[Kermit]

THANK YOU MY ADMIRAL for those sterling words of encouragement  although your solution for improvement is a bit worrying maybe its a nautical thing but for the life of me I cant see why ” pulling my socks up ” will improve  my sailing but your the boss maybe elastic bands around the top will work  i’ll give it a go…….  always grateful for expert advice

[Kermit]

I shall abide by the New Admirals request for less words  but an its a big but  we were 45 minutes into racing and someone said wheres the admiral  dead quietness descended on the gathering  for more than two milliseconds  an we were back to racing  now that’s shameful how could we all have missed the big long extension pole he brings each week  we needed that pole today  Nah just kiddin  we had a spare…..  bootiful weather winds to make every one happy   those of you who missed today extravaganza  tusk tusk we didn’t miss you because it was full on  look at the Admiral MK2 s pictures  says it all…….  Today’s exception to his usual position Mudflats RON B  did not deviate from his chosen agenda which was to secure the holy of the holy ‘est position at the pond my spot he did this with stealth   cunning and pond luck  who cares who won the race for the day  on our end it was mudflats  first second Kermit third predator  well done you two very close races   those of you who may have felt the bumper from my boat today may I say sincerely say  karzinga  No that’s not right  it should be…… why were you in my way   To comply with the THE new admirals request I will close to allow others to come on line…………………  yea I bet   WATCH THIS EMPTY SPACE 

[Kermit]

Excellent pictures as usual pred …….. for the life of me  though I cant think of any other facts worth reporting as you implied  I did the usual in depth reporting  with out bias   no one was left out  THERE ARE NO OTHER FACTS  BUGGAR caps left on

[Kermit]

THE BANK MANAGER  as the admiral describes  him but we all know him as mudflats  RON B  failed to keep up to his title today avoiding his favourite beaching / grounding  resting spots  for what reason I know not ( must be an age thing   )  an staying on the age theme whats with the admiral today  has he taken Viagra….. the boy was definitively not tip toeing through the buoys today  not so lucky were the two brothers Paul and Justin doing so well   until buggar time  or is it a ploy to get my place  not sure yet but watching  Ricky and Don whats with these two  I heard on numerous times “get a room you two  ” is Ricky going to give don one of his famous massages    (don’t need a room.)……. coffee time whack ol don on the table an watch as Ricky delivers his famous massages……… staying with Ricky  the young fella is leaving us for several weeks  Going over seas  to the Philippines to finish his coarse on touch massage therapist  diploma  that’s the reason you wont see him for awhile   ( I thought he was already qualified.)…. oh well   No pictures from Predator  serious sailing was the order for the day for him  should have stayed with the camera  only fourth   next week talk to the admiral about  itty bitty tablets    I don’t need anything like that because my own sailing today was unbelievable I had on one of mudflats sails gold in colour not yellow  gold and they were devastating fast soooo fast in fact I had to deliberately stuff up  to retain my beloved last placing   UNCLE G not there  Pete not there  DAVE not there and other top of the line sailors , did they know about the admirals little tablets  and didn’t want to be embarrassed…….   Cant think of any other reason   Next week random testing unless tablets handed out to every one  So as I heard a duck say today I shall quack off   …… ATTEMPTED HUMOUR …… i’m’ laughing  ohhh one last thing i did in fact have my camera on hand  and took these exclusive photos…….. eat ya heart out predator

    

[Kermit]

NICE TO BE APPRECIATED BY THE BEST NAH THE WORLDS TOP CAMERA MAN  and of cause your absolutely right brilliant pictures  Nobel literature writing  and I’m modest to

[Kermit]

YES PETE ITS good to know someone else sees a possible total nervous break down from the admiral  if you like I can put a post on site to make you vice admiral  just in case he strips off an jumps naked into the pond  “after the boys ” that’s wrong isn’t it  buoys  spelling it correctly wont help him will it……..  lets hope that every one who reads the blog takes note on the admirals actions an tries to help alleviate his frustration one can do this by letting him win one or two races  let him think he did it by him self   I sure as hell don’t want the buggar with me  that’s unkind “should read”  no way do I want that buggar in my spot  cos he sure as hell gunna try soon  GOTTA GET GEOFF  away first  for the possible move in for the big fella  tough days ahead

[Kermit]

LETS START WITH THE ADMIRAL  shall we    He is a big buggar for sure so why is he up front and personal with our boys   they just sit there bothering no one  but on several  occasions as well as today his aggression towards  the little suckers  is a worry to be sure  Is command starting to get to the big fella  dunno   we will be watching …. staying with troubled individuals GEOFF  what’s with this boy  first class sailor  is no one talking to him  are we becoming ” elitist ”  “clicky  ”  if your not at the pointy end we wont talk to you  this is the only reason I can think of as to why the buggar is trying to take my spot  its exclusive Geoff  if you want to join just ask  put it in writing    I noticed that the admiral implied that the top gun UNCLE G  my understudy  was  in a term i’m unfamiliar with  “sandbagging”  pulled his boat out  and put it away   I witnessed smoke  coming from the cover on the boat before he retired  and witnessed the flame when he took the hatch cover off  we both extinguished the flame  with an apparatus we males carry  we could have used sandbags ( humour  )  whilst on topic of misadventures  mudflats Ron B  was again experimenting with the sides of the pond  as noted by the wallowing as we sailed past   instead of hitting boys maybe the admiral might like to try mudflats therapy  Under the interesting weather Wind more Wind    flamin storm Wind to calm placid light air  we sailed on  as we will next week   LETS hope that the aggression seen today is replaced with harmony and sweet music                                             what a load of crap   bring it on

[Kermit]

Pete I understand where your coming from  I’m quite happy to remain in the back ground unobtrusive /quite /reserved  /little green fella in the corner no one sees  or hears  that’s me

[Kermit]

As I had no use of the great wall for wind protection  today  it was indeed sad to look at predator without a transmitter in his hands  but there lies a gift  a gift of film more precisely of video and pictures from the master   RonB     Justin and Paul were all scavenging for the holiest of holey place today with a fine efforts from the three I beleave that the brothers are not serious about the coveted rear guard  so I don’t expect the high standard from these two to continue  on this front rear.  as for the rest of the sea dogs madly bashing crashing twisting colliding   to get on the podium was an eye opener to watch……. the extent some will go to  to arrive at the two boys girls to claim a place  between the buoys girls markers ( all legal mind you )  shows how desperate sailors in general are for the top spot  I witnessed one baby fluffy duck diving for its life  as several madly cascading yachts closed to where it was innocently paddling…….. have those sailors given any thought how traumatised that baby fluffle wuffie duck will grow up to be  I think not    Disappointing today after the sailing  at the long table was when Miss Ricky refused to give a massage to kermit  as owed    but was offset with the admirals unfolding of the projected future of the ponds direction  in essence as I understood it  Two sets of races will be the norm  One group starts off and the next group start at the other end of the pond  each going in the opposite direction (he saw it on utube ) so it must be good   as there was no opposition to the idea that will be the way in the future  Clapping was again given to our Phil for the RO’s job  and to Pete for his outstanding ability to beat UNCLE G   on this one day   ………AS I SAW IT

[Kermit]

GOD DAMN TUGBOAT  your right on the ball  good to see your monitoring our Saturdays bit of fun  thanks for the  spirited commentary

[Kermit]

I thank the Honorable predator for his candid reply  and yes we will see sailing but I wonder if certain scenes will be  deleted  where photos don’t lie but video can be cut spliced to form whatever the editor wishes.  As a fellow  honest chap i’m sure there will be a nice perfect video shown…….. I have just watched predators video  as expected brilliant  superb  a craftsman indeed    i should have remembered that the monster had been removed by the days end  but i’m gettin old my memory  is not as good as it was

[Kermit]

arhhhhh the mooose has  bellowed .      the word (highlighted )” honest”  is most sacred to me I hold it in the highest esteem  so I am trying to determine  the foundation on which you have a grievance  could it be the timing of your  grounding  ie mud bank  as I stated I wasn’t timing it but I did know from previous liking of  the hard you have had.        that it wouldn’t to long to wait So no problem with the truth there  did predator  touch another boat  well yes mine on another photo  I will put up  did RON B  go to the hard yes  No problem with honesty there either BAD ANGEL went to the hard as well with predators ( death on water ) in the vicinity….. true  ….. did I kick his butt BY DEFINITION NO “BUT ”  we were the last to leave the water an he left first  so  some thing made him  remove himself  “frog maybe” ? so dearest moooose  where is the dishonest part you infer  there may be parts of the story that is embellished a tad but that is something all writings need  to make it a readable bit of nonsense  SO MOOOOSE’IE baby  have another go  I KERMIT LA FROG  dare you kissie kissie

[Kermit]

HOW TO PUT HEAPS OF PHOTOS INTO THE SECTION PHOTOS FROM start to finish  do the photos require resizing can you import many photos at once  ta

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