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YEP TWAS a very exciting day not every one saw the incident on the fountain where predator rammed his vessel onto the tentacles of the fountain this is the truth of the incident…… now known as abagails
testiclestentacles One of the sailing elite members attempted another lesser known sailor (predator ) into a dastardly act of violence against a little insignificant green boat who likes to remain leading from the rear so how and why did this happen here is the true story of this incident Pinkie who had asked me to be a proxie for him (while he was crook) with certain little manoeuvres to be performed on god ( I didn’t think that was right ) but I did as requested but failed to be in the winning block as he has become accustomed and I beleave asking predator to stomp on the frog was his vengeance for failure (and for it to be filmed ) on my part that’s the gist of it …….so here is what happened to the vicious attempted attack after several races it was obvious that no good was going to happen to the green machine if I don’t force the issue………… from being the gentle safe careful skipper that every one knows I pursued miss Abigail hard and fast around the course until we approached the fountain at full speed with me right up her clackar he looked over his shoulder an it was over good night miss abigail she hit that fountain so fast it moved the sprinkler 2 feet so ends any one who wishes to stomp on the frog that dear friends is why abigail is high an dry on the fountain …….sad but true the endTHE music was perfect for today’s video the reflection on the water of the yachts was indeed a interesting sight as was Mooose turning up to sail although under the tutoring of the master mariner Kermit la frog he did manage several groundings an several near misses but it was done with a smile …………others not his dear o’l Ron was missed today he’s always the one to race against because you can always beat him so if your feeling down race him that will make ya better works for me LONG TALL was participating in the days fun with his black sails scaring our favourite pelican from one end of the canal to the other such a shame we only see them rarely now a days big bullie BIG BAD DAVE came for a sail and a bash and a BBQ it was indeed a fine sight to see the yellow terror sail through the fleet making others swerve out of his way nothing but nothing stops the yellow terror in its quest for clear water ……… his eyes tighten….. saliva runs down his chin from his slightly open lips indeed a frighting sight is our Dave an then there was Predator as his name implies he can and did spin a few boats around with his stern attack with superb skill he sent two boats aground others were scattered its well worth watching then its a quite low giggle and a sorry ya can’t go crook at the little fella with that giggle who else ohhhh yea bad angel with his very pretty blue an yellow Chinese sumo yacht an he did wrestle with it wobbling from side to side not knowing which side of the canal to beach its self on… in the end it was both sides lastly me I sail’d with finesse as always an that was a true recollection of todays sailing so help me god
GOOD JOB LITTLE FELLA MY 4 boats are at the finishing paint stage just waiting for the humidity to improve I could just heat up the office / gym / area up and will probably do that after sailing in the morning The grass hopper is in a make over stage with a new colour scheme under way……. guess the colour heaps of picks of my repairs and builds …. as your boat is there no good showing mine because there a carbon copy of yours the 95 and the 65 will have a colour scheme I know how they will be so i will start on the tem plates tonight one again well done cobber
YES today wasn’t Pinkies day although at one time Duck Hunter had gods craft in an iron lock at the far point (near the fountain ) he did escape …… this is a pattern pinky has had with god for some time and he specificity asked for this manoeuvre to be performed in his absence it was great to see new
targetsopps sailors on the pond I hope they weren’t scared off by the antics of others to get to the winning post….. racing past us and causing mayhem with their wake doesn’t bother me as “I’m not interested in such trivial glory ” I’m in it for the pleasure of hunting down the ducks but to be honest today’s day was pinkies day so I couldn’t sail my way the winning way I did notice predator wasn’t there today I heard on the grape vine ….. get it…grape vine that when he heard that I was to be pinkie he decided to “not be there” such is the fear pinkie has on the pond as to the not up to standard for the duck hunter this was caused by electrical problems / water in the hull and…… buggar can’t think of anything else so as of this time duck hunter is on the hard getting repaired my congrats go to all the winners today just beware pinkie will be back PS did ya get the pun : grape vine… winery puddle duck anyone ?SOOOOOO WHATS NEW WHERE IS THE WORKINGS THE FIXTURES ALL THE GOOD STUFF YA JUST CANT LEAVE US UP IN THE AIR
Now that was very restful just sitting here with a cuppa looking at two real cool videos thanks fella’s.
YOUR DOING A GREAT JOB with the prep as we know this part of the work is critical to the outcome slog on cobber
YEP GOTTA AGREE with predator excellent day No clouds which made aircraft spotting very difficult if you took your eyes off it for a second UNCLE G had his sparkly new bixler 3 call sign G GAY because its so pretty doing spirals figure 8’s ” inverted ” for someone who had just graduated from the top gun flight school this is nothing unusual next week he said he will be doing it blind folded what a trooper Back from over seas our air commodore took the lead when he flew his aircraft through trees .over cows , cars and finishing the show with a perfect landing at the feet of predator who was flying also FPV he had a wild day with his FPY flying Then there was predator flying from his hand He mastered the art of cow round up sometimes flying under them outstanding flying from this boy if it wasn’t on film you wouldn’t beleave it THE DAY DID HAVE A DOWN SIDE HOWEVER AN THAT WAS ….FLATULENCE from the cows Nooooo Pred and dark angel had a farting competition which resulted in both party’s continually moving….. one had a gumboot nearly blown off I wont say who it was but predator was the only one with gumboots as we departed the flight line to go home I did notice dark angel getting into his truck strangely As always my reporting is factual as I see it KERMIT LA FROG
ARH HA ANOTHER WEDGIE BUT BIGGER so whatch gunna call her ” big weggie”…..” crack up” ……” ouch ” …” ohhhhhhh” just wondering
When ol pinkie set a challenge near the end of the dayI think he had a WAIT FOR IT ………………….. wedgie ………….. YA GOTTA HAVE CHUCKLE FOR THAT ONE well done on the filming predator sir first class
WELL CAPT’N PETE TWAS A PLEASURE BUGGAR CAPS AGAIN to help another sea dog out of a problem you would have noticed in the photos that the rescue vessel was under the captanship of myself …. why you ask… because a fella who puts a perfectly good boat on a fountain certainly shouldn’t steer the retrieval boat but under the expert seamanship of one who leads from the rear all went well …. I was suffering from a server case of whooping cough that long tall misinterpreted as a victory cry in one of the races in his report I was not to the high standard of leadership as I usually am on the pond because of it …plus the duck hunter had a new steering winch and it needed constant attention and the sail was shredded the main boom wouldn’t respond at times an other skippers kept coming at her at all directions shouting PORT…. WHEN ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS GO OVER TO THE JETTY AN THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PORT silly buggars someone we will have to talk to em about that when we have a cuppa …. an another….. I heard a fella shout “boy room ” What did the boy want with a room….. an where was the boy…… we were on a flamin pond I tell ya sailings going crazy PINKIE GOING ON THE FOUNTAIN …. jokers wanting the jetty ….next flamin woman will start to sail with us KERMIT LA FROG
I think your being a wee bit hard on yourself there ol pinki mate if something is deliberate then you have right to complain but the sailing we do…. shytt happens at times…… it just does…… so a bump or a entanglement is just what it is if you want to tangle me up feel free but its not gunna happen unless you start to spend some time with Ron an me at the non pointy end not much happens down there we call it ” happy time ” if your stressed come join us
I agree once again with Mr long tall a very nice video almost to the standard of the great producer AHHHH what’s his name narh just kiddin I really cant think of his name Now did anyone notice how selective predator was of his editing real nice shots of every one else but the duck hunter was crucified as a bumping ramming out of control vessel when fact ……oh….. narh we wont go there after all Every one knows the duck hunter only goes after ducks rival boats are never in her sights except for pinky an the black boat an the yellow an white perhaps the red one
AS LONG TALL STATED SO ELOQUENTLY it was ( for some) a great day for sailing with many many fine bumps…..line entanglements …. boats on the hard …and gear failure but the real racing was done from the rear where true sailing is performed Any silly buggar can go across the line first or second but who remembers the tussle at the rear echelon where the true real sea dogs are fighting the elements the weed the waves the wind trying to rip the sails from the mast thingi who sees this …only the brave at the other end that’s who and when they finally decide to cross the line …no ones there to see the triumphant crossing of the few …… so sad but as true sailors they don’t care about the glory the pat on the back the glory is being second from last this does not relate to duck hunter or RON B its just a story of sailing ……. and as for Geoff and the duck hunter in a dash for the line duck hunter sensing a easy victory over a true gentlemen decided in a flash to give his obvious win to a fellow sailor who was down on his luck on the day that fellow yacht’es is what we do sailing at the pond
